Various statements (both true and false) about myself (to be pronounced MEself)
Hot tough chick riding BMX in Glasgow
is looking for someone
to share taramasalata and vulnerability.
Sweet babe with a harelip and a broken pinkie
is seeking validation
from Irish losers with commitment issues.
Wee lassie with strong foreign accent
wearing tiger printed fleece
is ready to be emotionally detached, standoffish and sober.
Little forlorn fairy
wants to stop pretending
that eating a full bag of honey coated peanuts
is not to fill a gap,
and actually fill the gap.
Half savage half sensitive bird
is willing to talk about stand up comedy and Soviet literature
(Russian speaker is a must, comedian not so much).