What I’ve learnt from a 3/10 rated week

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If the man is wearing crocs 

and running after the thief

Don’t throw a bottle of pricey wine 

or he won’t catch him

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If your nan died 

and there is a mist in your head

Lock your bike to the lamp post 

or they’ll take it

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If your ceiling is collapsing

because of the shower leaking

Don’t sit on the toilet

or you might be knocked out

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If the Greek gods get mad at you

shaking your world 

as much as a man can do 

with a printer not working

Just breathe, 

the week is gone