The Turkish man

The Turkish man in my off licence was pretty clear.

I have got 3 years to leave hospitality and have babies. 

My biological clock is ticking he said.

He said also that there is plenty of other fish in the sea. I told him that a lot of them were not fish I am willing to eat. 

He said he was the general manager of the Shard, worked at Savoy, with the cousin of the Queen and Gordon Ramsay. He went to Dubaï, Koweit and his mum is a heart surgeon. 

A lot to know about a single man in my local offy in Walthamstow when it’s already 10.50pm.